HOW NOT TO MAKE CHEESE
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Boris attempts to take a shortcut at making cheese. Normally cheese takes 4-16 weeks to mature, even for a semi-hard cheese like the Russian cheese, mentioned in this video. But here is another way Boris found in someone's babushka's sister's scrapbook journal cookbook from a shady Russian webforum. Attempts were made. It's something.
Enjoy.
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Intro music:
Gopnik McBlyat - Snakes in Tracksuits
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Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem
This is the only natural wae to pour cow juice in pot
i got an ad for string cheese before this
+420xp Stonks approved
First curse of 2020 for Boris
A is for automatic. You put full power on and then quickly switch to lower setting. The stove top will keep full power until the pot on it is at boiling point and switches to the lower setting. I never use that function because it's not working properly. It will keep full power for way to long. But Boris... If you want the power of Chernobyl to go into your pot get yourself an induction stove. The main "eye" of the stove is 3600W with over 99% going straight into the pot. A full stove from AEG or Electrolux draws over 7.2 KW of power. Unless you connected to tri phase you will only be able to use one eye at full power. My sister had it at tri phase and she could use 3 eyes at full at the same time. I have it on single phase and can only use one. But it's still way better than gas or what you have. Regardless the stove does not heat itself up. So it will never truly burn what falls on it. You can clean it a lot easier. And if you don't want to get rid of all the capitalist aluminum pans AEG/Electrolux make mixed stoves. Old soviet sheet steel pots and cast iron work perfectly with induction. Cast iron especially. The pot must be magnetic and that's it. Enjoy the power of Chernobyl in your kitchen.
It fresh
Poland have Best mayo Swizdlrald... Blyat
Got an ad for cheese supposedly causing memory loss...
you need cottage cheese to make cheese
vadim what did you do to boris
Oh blin IT tastes like shit
For Chocolate and Chesse...visit Switzerland
CYKA BLYAT!!!
the italians are screaming
By the way, the whole world calls cheese that hard yellow thing we Bulgarians call "Кашкавал" and i start to think that we're one of the little nations in the world, that call cheese something different (white and hard. No sex pun intended -- also very salty and it doesn't melt easily)
It's thicc like Masha lmao
Nobody: HUworld:ReCoMmEnd ThIs To TaStY
What boris is thinking: Ay blyat i cant cook Boris: ay blyaaa
“A......What is A for?”
1:00 Boris: look at the time cheese o clock already 😆😆😆
me wen watching boris at night him swears loudly ***cyka blyat
Lol thats the best thing to know
"is thicc like masha" man...
a is for active dumby
is for ak47 urod
Showed this to my dad he said that u seem like one of the nice russain pls don't get mad
I tried this, and 06:28 is the only logical reaction to this abomination
Kalashikov + GB ( Giga Byte ) = KGB
Make cheese in gulag. GUILTY!
Boris, I think that was awful taste because of soda soda is really bad guy even 0,5 teaspoon is too much. Mb something is better substitute to this...
Heres my pot Later Me:bring back my pot once your done Boris:bring back the pot vadim
It look like drugs, drug I say
I clicked on this video and it showed me an ad for String Cheese.
5:35 HowToBasic intensifies
It has holes in it-oy blyat-
This guy is like how to basic and you suck at cooking at the same time
Сука blyat this video is fire! Huge fistbump for that 👊 thanks
Dead memes from 4 years ago...................................................................I LOVE IT
Boris: makes good cheese This video:
I want to know how Boris knows what boiled glue looks like
"This is cheese" You officially have my attention.
Where has this channel been all my life
2:22 A.
"It taste like processed cow juice" -Boris, 2020
Honestly it probably would have been better if you didn’t add the soda
Pls name the traditional Russian music in the background in the chat (not the hardbass)
Don’t tell France! [door gets kicked in] FRANCE, NO!!! France: hon hon hon! [whips out a baguette wrapped with barbed wire]
1:08 ah yes my favorite episode of adventures of borisland
Mystery ingredient is cottage cheese
kinda wanna know how thicc masha is, because that looked like a real sized cheese block to me
3:25 Am I supposed to mix this around at all? Probably not *Procceds* *to* *mix*
Why not also make butter.
Can I get a Ukrainian equivalent to your channel.
8 months later and Boris has perfected the recipe.
I'm back here after boris made better russian cheese lol
*neighbors casually preparing for chesenobyl*
Boris finally achieved his cheese making goal
This. NEVER. Happened.
Okay, how long did you practice Boris? 9 hours a day?
man dude wtf XD this most be your most fun video yet, lmafo XD it's fucking gold and i buying to buy to your hoodie sometime
"My expectations are low, but they can always go lower." - Boris, Slav King, 2020
"This was a mistake" Never change, boris. From America with love
Boris: BOOM! *Reactor 4 goes critical*
he had too much whey in it i think if it used a towel it might have been better idk im going off a guess here
A squat for the slav king,BORIS
Dude one time someone in my class left a carton of milk on a drawer and 6 months later we opened the drawer again and it turned into a carton of cheese
O_O
Kolya the local fighter, could it be more true?
Comment section on his videos is nuts
Omg your chanel is a blessing comrade, your content would cure depresion. As i found your chanel am on a smile jurney to wach all your videos, some few times. You are an genious in making people laugh. Best wishes to you and i hope you make many many videos in future. Visit Serbia some time ofc. Wish ya the best
We love komrad kat.
COMRADES UNITE
*puts cheese in mold* Boris: “GopnIk”
ur using cheese to make cheese N O I C E
ah yes, russia. famous for its *chess*
6:27 l think that taste horrible but the expresion is so funny 😂😂😂
That recipe is look interesting but lm still kid l cant cook anything :v
Boris: makes food* also Boris: stab
I met Boris with this video Now I'm in love, blyat
We need a video of Boris making some "Homemade Водка"
true slav eats bread without turning it into a sandwich.
"I mean could be worse could be that your parents named you Vadim"
Ah yes, watching cheese making at 3 in the morning is a must
4:25 don't call this shit cheese... Don't ...
Visit the netherlands! We got all the cheese you need!
That milk looks interesting
That Russian cursive joke had me rolling! Its crazy.
Is the "bottle drinking before use" swig part of Russian culture? If so, then I should start to swig some gasoline for every car refuel
I cant tell if boris scripted the part where the cottage cheese spilled
2:47 its chernobyl
*_a_*
~б~
Boris I love you but I can't understand a damn word you say
Ay blyaaaaa.....
Mom,can we have Gordon Ramsay? Mom: no,we already have Gordon Ramsay at home Gordon Ramsay at home:
Dani would be proud
What is the fucking purpose for speaking with that strong accent 😂😂😂😂
boris: *reads shit about baking soda* milk: *ight imma head out of this pot* boris: BLYA- blyatiful response
Ah Maša, the neighbourhood kurva
I think you needed to add Vinegar or Rennet to make cheese.
Me in SOVIET AMERICA: DAMN MY CAPITALIST ASS!!!!
Wait boris isnt chess ilegel in russia
That recipe is like dehydrated water recipe, of just add water. If you have cottage cheese, you already have cheese. If you want to make it hard cheese put it in cheese cloth, wring it out and bake it for a bit to get as much moisture as possible out.