Doritos 3D | Flat Matthew Super Bowl LV

Doritos spent 12 million dollars on this schizophrenic fever dream of a commercial.

Reminds me of "The Mask" where Jim Carry says "Look Ma, I'm Roadkill!"

What if the vending machine was smaller

I used to love hanging out with Matt, but he started smoking pot and now he's all... deflated...... #truth

I’ve purposefully watched this around 26 times this man is something

He actually died in that vending machine. This is a really avant-garde documentary.

Cool

😅😅😅👅👅👅💋💋💋

I tried doritos 3d and there ok

don't B flat, B natural

Queen fans are typing.......

We have come full circle and now the early 2000s will play on repeat!

Thank God Doritos I love you so much you’re bringing back The Doritos 3-D like when I first tasted the read those original it was like cuts to my mouth and Doritos 3-D fix the problem it’s just like puffy and crunchier

Russ Coleman got it rough

cursed

That song in the vending machine i want to break free!!!

I WANT TO BREAK FREEE Me: I WANT TO BREAK FREE FROM THIS AAAAAAAAAAD

That's brilliant.

I thought this was a prescription drug commercial at first

A refreshing departure from woke ads.

0:30 How about another joke jimmayyy?

Reminds me of "The Mask" where Jim Carry says "Look Ma, I'm Roadkill!"

I don’t eat Doritos because I get paid to

I’ll be honest I’ve tried the chili nacho cheese 3D and I think they hyped it up too much cause literally it tasted like a bugle

Dallas buyers club 2?

This is how life turned out when he found brand

To those who wanted to be 2d. *This Ad*

Si

Aint no way Mathew eatin Doritos

Game theory gonna be all up on this

After seeing this commercial, my wife bought me Wheat Thins.

This is a good ad

Why

Ok, that’s a good ad

This would make a good movie, I would watch it

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I'm so uncomfortable

So are these basically Doritos puffs or are they something else entirely?

Prop Hunt be like: 0:14

I always wondered what happened to Mike tv after he was flattened now I know

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Was this supposed to be funny?

0:51 GOD KNOW IM _ _ _ _ _ (the word is stuck) GOD KNOWS IM STUCK

When u get tired of anti white propaganda

I remember having these in Mexico they were bomb-ass shit I'm glad they're bringing them back for a bit

this is hilarious

Where's all the celebrities? The Rock commercial and now Mathews.

I've legit still yet to see any fuckin 3D doritos and I'm pissed about it

Glorified Bugles. 🙄

He looks like he would stink

Ugh LSD is a trip

Therapist: "Flat Matthew isn't real. He can't hurt you." Flat Matthew:

Flat Stanley

Flathew. Missed an opportunity there.

I don’t know why but this is my favorite I’ve ever saw

Before this: Matthew ate a 2d Doritos and became flat.

0:53

So glad Doritos brought back the 3D...for a tasty treat, nibble one corner of the chip then squirt in some of that cheese whiz stuff...I invented this treat back in the mid 1990's. It's delicious! And really the only way to eat and enjoy a 3D chip...Imo. Try it! You'll like/love it!!!

I just came for the comments too see how old I feel. Since we had a giant grouping of people who thought post malone discovered ozzy I'm sure nobody will believe these are a comeback concept

When triangle gets an update:

Bad

Flat fat

They are not the same!! Such a disappointment! And an insult to peoples memory..

How Twitter expects drawings to be when they say “where are her organs”

Was he driving a Lincoln?

Should have stayed Flat?!

I have those lol

Shut up and take my money💰 😏

huworld.info/flow/vide/zX2lnq2sr8TLhYw Me reviewing the nacho cheese 3D

Moral of the story don’t eat thin Doritos

Stahp

LOL

Creepy

Yes one of my favorite chips growing up

Oh you mean Flatthew

....I remember another chip was 3d and it was good...... ahhh I forgot the name

0:16 do not attempt you’re a 3-D people

Pov- you clicked on this

Doritos littarally just made a short film for a damn Doritos bag.

Uuuh

Uhhhh give me doritoes

The ending is so scary. 😨

Flat Stanley

"Get Me Outta Here!"-Flat Matt.

If it wasnt in 3D before then what was it 2D?

All Flat All Flat All Flat. × 3 by the biggest D.

fun fact: they taste like sealed bugle chips with doritos dust on them, they're absolute shit dont buy them you'll be 100% disappointed with how they taste now

The Doritos look so good, I want to eat them🙂

Ngl if I was Mathew I would go in and pull the Doritos out and then eat

I actually clicked the ad because he looked so crazy in the thumbnail.

Love hearing Freddies voice

A

Ah yes a actual funny ad

This guy is still alive?

My BP was 155/100

Stops on the Rito’s they’re bad for you then meet you fat just get rid of the company

Flat Matthew, more like flatthew

"Doritos never made a good transition to 3D."

God knows I- *gets stuck in vending machine*

This commercial was as flat as matt